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Aspect Ratio: 2.40:1
Audience Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Binding: DVD
Brand: Sony Pictures Home ENT
Fabric Type: 0043396274310
Graphics Memory Size: AC-3, Color, Dolby, DVD, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
Manufacturer Labor Warranty Description: 25
Maximum Color Depth: Sony Pictures
Maximum Focal Length: EnglishOriginal LanguageEnglishUnknownEnglishSubtitledFrenchSubtitled
Metal Type: Sony Pictures
Pearl Type: 043396274310
Publisher: 1
Total Firewire Ports: Sony Pictures
Total Metal Weight: 99
Total Parallel Ports: February 03, 2009
Total S Video Out Ports: 98 minutes
Sony Pictures
2008







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Product Description:
PRIVATE VALENTINE-BLONDE & DANGEROUS (DVD/WS 2.40

Amazon.com:
The tumbling blond locks and preternaturally white smile of Jessica Simpson brighten up Private Valentine. Megan Valentine (Simpson), the fluffy star of many talking animal movies, discovers her accountant has embezzled all her money and her boyfriend is gay. Thinking it will help her gain control over her life, she blithely signs up for the army--but independent thinking is not exactly what the army has in mind. She and her multi-ethnic platoon-mates bond over midnight chocolate raids, disco dancing, and digging up an embarrassing past secret of her drill sergeant (Vivica A. Fox, not exactly convincing as a hard-as-nails soldier). But will she gain the respect she most craves--her own? Private Valentine is a flimsy retread of Goldie Hawn's classic 1980 comedy Private Benjamin. But despite its many, many flaws--most significantly, after humiliating her platoon repeatedly, Valentine wins them over far too easily--Private Valentine is so puppy-dog eager to please that it's hard to dislike. Simpson cheerfully makes fun of herself and clearly wants to escape her sex-bomb image (the movie puts very little emphasis on her curves). Also featuring Steve Guttenberg, Cheri Oteri, and an actually funny (and all too brief) appearance by Michael Hitchcock (Best In Show, Waiting for Guffman). --Bret Fetzer



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Average Rating:  out of 5 stars

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars - Good...realistic
Good film...realistic. Some might be off base, but not entirely unbelievable. Jessica Simpson does a wonderful job with this plot.



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - "That dress would be perfect if we were premiering a movie called 'Backdoor Blondes."
I'm betting your liking this film may hinge partly on where you stand on the whole Jessica Simpson thing. Do you love her, loathe her, don't give a dang about her? Me, I don't think much of her singing and I'm leaning towards tepid when it comes to her acting skills. But I think it's beyond debate that she's a straight-up stunner, and my feeling is that she's kind of gotten a bum rap from the press and paparazzi. Acting career-wise, I'm not sure that Jessica Simpson will ever star in a critically ... Read More



Rating: 3 out of 5 stars - It was full of errors, but overall, an okay watch
It was okay overall, there were some part where I was scratching my head going "What? That doesn't happen in basic" and etc.



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Huge Jessica Simpson fan, but horrible movie :(
Was there even a director in this movie? It hurt me to watch Jessica's performance because I love her! Not a great storyline either. Buy this only if you're a Jess fan.



Rating: 5 out of 5 stars - HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!
I honestly don't know why so many people hate this movie! I thought it had a great storyline, and was extremely funny! Sexy beautiful Jessica Simpson plays Megan Valentine, an actress who loses everything after doing a bad movie. She thinks joining the Army will take care of her problems. She soon realizes the Army is tough and not how her life used to be. She tries to get out, but the drill Sergeants give her a hard time. She soon makes friends and begins to like it. I highly recommend PRIVATE VALENTINE: ... Read More





 

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