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Rating:  -
I guess the soulless scourge who find the lowbrow-humor movie, Knocked Up, "funny" also find bringing kids out of wedlock (called bastardized kids) into the world "funny!!!!" Knocked Up's premise--if you can call it that, which you cannot since it's more like a relentless running gag of p*rversity loaded with excess immaturity--is that a couple of liberal, young adults artificially coerce one another into a relationship after she gets pregnant in their heartless and thoughtless one-night stand, a one-night stand which refuses to take into consideration that sex is primarily for procreation, not hedonism.
Again, you can tell that liberals had their reactionary, little paws all over the script of this obscene film because it encourages sex out of lust and drunkenness, premarital sex, viewing babies as the mere, annoying side-effect of copulation, and birthing b*stard kids. The concern here is, obviously, unless you have no moral integrity to speak of, that young people and teens will be disadvantageously influenced to copy this misbehavior in real life because they misguidedly think how "cool" it was depicted on screen. Declining marriage rates and out-of-wedlock births are no laughing matter as the US government in 2006--as part of its census figures--reported that the rate of out-of-wedlock births was around 40%!!!! This film callously spits in the eye of said b*stard kids who are growing up without either Mommy or Daddy in their lives.
This is an R-rated movie, so right there one knows how infectious most of its material-fronting-as-humor will be; the tragedy with many R-rated movies is that they're marketed to teens who aren't allowed to see the sm*t-movie under the ratings system. If there are ANY parents (not in their right mind) out there reading this who have the nerve to permit their teens to see this showcase of lewdness and lowness, I'm going to shame you into reversing your decision by citing all the ethical breaches Knocked-Up perpetrates.
In order to determine whether a movie will have content in it which will degrade my character--impurity like excessive sex, violence, swearing, drug use, etc..--I consult the parent-friendly website called Screen It, which lists moral affronts in movies to determine their admissibility for young people. Knocked-Up fails on all counts!!!!
For instance, remember the depraved scene-disguised-as-humor when we see Ben's pimply rear end after he and Allison "got busy?" Kids and teens don't need to see the obese, hairy rears of fat guys like Seth Rogan, and this is after the enormously suggestive scene immediately preceding it. To show the depraved one-night stand, the liberal writers gloatingly and asininely showed Ben and Allison rushing to copulation without putting on condoms!!!! The ethical affronts aside, this movie glorifies dangerous sexual malpractice in this day and age of rampant STDs.
Or how about the infamous scene indulging in the foulest of unsanitary "jokes": the scene when Ben and his lib-buddies get an e-mail from Allison demanding to talk to him, one of his lib-buddies blurts that Allison liked the way Ben's you-know-what tasted. Not happy with this profaning of the storyline via suggestiveness, the writers ensure the sm*t is imposed on everyone watching when Ben takes Jason's head and does mock oral sex thrusting on it!!!!
Not content with offending societal mores with immoderate "jokes" (read: obscenities) about sex, Knocked-Up's also got lots of toxic examples of poisonous incivility. Some infamous examples are: when Debbie and Allison aren't allowed into a club by the doorman, they demean him as a fu**ing, little fa**t (so much for the lie that libs are tolerant of g*ys); the misjudging, liberal writers assumed it'd be funny to jeer at people in wheelchairs who suffer from Lou Gherig's disease, as when Jay imitates a synthesized voice in a wheelchair in the hospital; and one of Ben's lib-buddies advises that Allison should get a murderous abortion (sm-smorshin in the lib movie's "cool" lingo!), which even ends in a child-sodomizing "joke!!!!"
After all these cultural, ethical and societal trespasses, I cannot think of any parent who wants their teen to see this pollution disguised as a movie--unless, of course, the parent is liberal and not into drawing moral boundaries. Additionally, even if you're an adult, you should spare yourself from enduring this indecency imitating entertainment because it will harden you to values in life and lower your principles. The falsehood the apologists of this film use--that it's "only" entertainment--isn't defensible if you become degraded as a result of watching this coarse film.
To recap, my review utterly confirms that Knocked Up is 100% a raw excuse for entertainment which ridicules invalids, healthy sexual relationships, matrimony, fidelity and basic civility. Thanks to all the moral relativists who patronize this filth, it can also conceal all these societal breaches by falsifying it's only a comedy. Teens are urged to embargo this film, and immature adults are also urged to do something more productive with their time.
Rating:  -
Everyone said this movie was "so funny" but I found it to be just ok. I don't like the writer's idea of humor (cussing and getting high are the main sources of humor in this movie). There are other ways to be funny and it got old by the end. The main story line was pretty decent but the presentation could have been better.
Rating: -
I was so excited about this movie, I had heard it was hilarious, well I watched it will two other people and none of us found it funny. It was vulgar and dumb. There was so much swearing which I could have overlooked if it had been funny but it just wasn't. There was nudity and lots of drug use. I suggest passing this movie and seeing something else.
Rating:  -
Again, Jonah Hill seems to be the common thread in a recent string of nonsensical movies. I was not sure if this thing was trying to be a sex ed movie or what! Thank God Heigl is easy to look at, but not believable hooking up with the dork squad.
As other reviewers have stated; I expected more from the 40 year old virgin director.
Rating:  -
After seeing Judd Apatow's hilarious smash comedy "The 40 Year Old Virgin" and hearing the great things about his follow-up movie, "Knocked Up", I looked forward to getting a chance to sit down and watch it. However, I seemed to never get around to watching "Knocked Up", the movie that many called `the best comedy of 2007', so I eventually just forgot all about it. That is until my wife and I caught the trailer on TV recently and we finally decided to go rent the movie and see if it could live up to all the hype that had been bestowed upon it since its release last year.
"Knocked Up" tells the story of Ben (Seth Rogen), a slacker who has nothing more on his mind than hanging out with friends and having a good time, and Alison (Katherine Heigl), a career woman who longs for bigger and better things to come so long as she can stay focused on the path she's set herself upon. Then, after an intoxicated one night stand, and two months and countless pregnancy tests later, Alison and Ben find themselves in for the surprise of their lives as they must prepare themselves to welcome a new bouncing bundle of joy into their world. Now these two complete opposites are trying to get to know each other and begin a relationship, figure out what they need for the baby, and above all else how to become two mature, responsible parents.
Well, I guess the question is, did "Knocked Up" live up to all the hype that moviegoers built up around it, or was the weight of it all too much for it to handle? I would have to say that the movie successfully lived up to the hype with relative ease, as my wife and I laughed aloud numerous times throughout the movie, and easily enjoyed every minute of it. The story for "Knocked Up" was hilarious, often times crude, and surprisingly heartfelt several times throughout the movie. I liked that the story didn't solely rely on sight gags to get the laughs, it featured a smartly written script that was chock full of hilarious one-liners, and uncomfortable yet hilarious situations that can occur throughout pregnancy and child birth. Kudos to Judd Apatow for delivering a solid script that was not only incredibly funny, but was also serious at times to break up the proceedings without being too overly dramatic to distract from the fact that it was still a comedy. Some comedy writers are too scared to try for any actual drama within their story, which is fine as well; while others try to fit it in but fail to make the various elements gel properly. Which is what makes Judd such a great writer is that he knows how to make each of the components of his story work well with each other and seem natural within the overall movie.
The cast was hilarious and fully capable of handling anything Judd Apatow's script could throw at them, and each created such fun and engaging characters that there was never a dull moment in the movie. Seth Rogen's ("The 40 Year Old Virgin") character of Ben was hilarious as we get to see how uncomfortable he is around kids, yet over time he matures into a more responsible adult who is essentially ready to do what is necessary as a parent to a newborn child. Katherine Heigl (TV's "Grey's Anatomy") brought a more serious character with Alison to balance out Ben's more outlandish behavior, though she wasn't without her moments of hilarity as well. Even though her character was much more mature from the start, she still had her own arc that took her from career-minded woman to a pregnant woman full of uncontrollable hormones who is struggling to keep her sanity amidst a somewhat dim-witted boyfriend, a controlling sister, and a job where her looks define her success, and eventually into a woman ready to welcome a child into the world with the man she loves, no matter how mismatched they may be. The supporting cast led by Paul Rudd ("40 Year Old Virgin"), Leslie Mann ("Drillbit Taylor"), and Jonah Hill ("Superbad") were hilarious and made their characters just as memorable as the two leads. Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann's married characters of Pete and Debbie were a possible glimpse into what the future held for Ben and Alison, which was a nice way to show the do's and don'ts of parenting and marriage. Jonah Hill was absolutely hilarious as the outspoken and opinionated Jonah, who is one of Ben's many slacker friends. Turning up in surprising cameos are actor/director Harold Ramis ("Analyze This") and Joanna Kerns (TV's "Growing Pains") as Ben's dad and Alison's mom, I guess this just shows that a Judd Apatow movie will attract all different types of talent, so you never know what to expect.
"Knocked Up" is a hilarious, laugh out loud movie that easily lives up to the hype surrounding it, and did not disappoint in the least. I highly recommend watching "Knocked Up" if you're a fan of Judd Apatow or if you are a person who is not easily offended and is looking for a hilarious comedy that will keep you laughing from start to finish.
"Knocked Up" is available in rated R and unrated editions both contain language and nudity/sexuality.
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