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Rating:  -
Judd Apatow has become to today's slackers what John Hughes was to teenagers in the mid-80s. He has tapped into the zeitgeist of guy-dom with fresh comedies that are as identifiable by their sly humor as they are by their lingering pace. "Knocked Up," like "The 40-Year Old Virgin," takes its time.
Seth Rogan, whose lovable, bemused mug personifies the picture, plays Ben Stone. Ben is a slacker - a Canadian who has moved to the states to make some easy money (but without a plan), surviving on the $14K he got in an accident settlement. Ben hangs with a worthy batch of slackers who are convinced they can make it big by developing a website cataloging nudity in mainstream films - although it's somewhat surprising nobody has heard of Mr. Skin. It's a given that these guys are lovable and hilarious, not to mention perpetually stoned.
Katherine Heigl has the other key lead as Alison Scott. She celebrates her big break - getting a chance to "anchor" the "news" on the E Channel - by clubbing with her obnoxious married big sister Debbie (Leslie Mann). Alison beer-goggles her way into Ben's bed, and a miscommunication later, she's got morning sickness on camera.
When Alison decides to keep the baby and also have Ben involved, the plot is more or less set - can these two misfits make a family? While this may be the most overdone plot device in modern TV and movies, "Knocked Up" handles it with maturity and hilarity. Ben has to grow up and realize he's worthy of a dream-girl, and Alison has to come to terms with her new career trajectory and a life with Ben.
Look for great laughs and some real emotion here, particularly as Debbie and her husband Pete (Paul Rudd) go through their own version of the seven-year itch.
This ain't a great comedy - it's probably too long and a couple of issues could have been ironed out a little neater. But as long as you don't let yourself get distracted by the pro-choice/pro-life politics some have injected into this film, you're going to have a great time with this movie.
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Foul Language, Foul acting, Foul scenes, Foul characters, Foul everything. I was real excited to watch it-Love Katherine- but I was very unimpressed with just about everything in this movie. Very unbelievable that someone who is as successful and beautiful as Katherine's character would ever have a one-night stand with the doped up, dirty mouthed male lead character. Then, to top it off, once she finds out she is pregnant, actually hunts him down and forces him to part of her world and adapts pretty well to his. Not funny. Not fun.
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I guess the soulless scourge who find the lowbrow-humor movie, Knocked Up, "funny" also find bringing kids out of wedlock (called bastardized kids) into the world "funny!!!!" Knocked Up's premise--if you can call it that, which you cannot since it's more like a relentless running gag of p*rversity loaded with excess immaturity--is that a couple of liberal, young adults artificially coerce one another into a relationship after she gets pregnant in their heartless and thoughtless one-night stand, a one-night stand which refuses to take into consideration that sex is primarily for procreation, not hedonism.
Again, you can tell that liberals had their reactionary, little paws all over the script of this obscene film because it encourages sex out of lust and drunkenness, premarital sex, viewing babies as the mere, annoying side-effect of copulation, and birthing b*stard kids. The concern here is, obviously, unless you have no moral integrity to speak of, that young people and teens will be disadvantageously influenced to copy this misbehavior in real life because they misguidedly think how "cool" it was depicted on screen. Declining marriage rates and out-of-wedlock births are no laughing matter as the US government in 2006--as part of its census figures--reported that the rate of out-of-wedlock births was around 40%!!!! This film callously spits in the eye of said b*stard kids who are growing up without either Mommy or Daddy in their lives.
This is an R-rated movie, so right there one knows how infectious most of its material-fronting-as-humor will be; the tragedy with many R-rated movies is that they're marketed to teens who aren't allowed to see the sm*t-movie under the ratings system. If there are ANY parents (not in their right mind) out there reading this who have the nerve to permit their teens to see this showcase of lewdness and lowness, I'm going to shame you into reversing your decision by citing all the ethical breaches Knocked-Up perpetrates.
In order to determine whether a movie will have content in it which will degrade my character--impurity like excessive sex, violence, swearing, drug use, etc..--I consult the parent-friendly website called Screen It, which lists moral affronts in movies to determine their admissibility for young people. Knocked-Up fails on all counts!!!!
For instance, remember the depraved scene-disguised-as-humor when we see Ben's pimply rear end after he and Allison "got busy?" Kids and teens don't need to see the obese, hairy rears of fat guys like Seth Rogan, and this is after the enormously suggestive scene immediately preceding it. To show the depraved one-night stand, the liberal writers gloatingly and asininely showed Ben and Allison rushing to copulation without putting on condoms!!!! The ethical affronts aside, this movie glorifies dangerous sexual malpractice in this day and age of rampant STDs.
Or how about the infamous scene indulging in the foulest of unsanitary "jokes": the scene when Ben and his lib-buddies get an e-mail from Allison demanding to talk to him, one of his lib-buddies blurts that Allison liked the way Ben's you-know-what tasted. Not happy with this profaning of the storyline via suggestiveness, the writers ensure the sm*t is imposed on everyone watching when Ben takes Jason's head and does mock oral sex thrusting on it!!!!
Not content with offending societal mores with immoderate "jokes" (read: obscenities) about sex, Knocked-Up's also got lots of toxic examples of poisonous incivility. Some infamous examples are: when Debbie and Allison aren't allowed into a club by the doorman, they demean him as a fu**ing, little fa**t (so much for the lie that libs are tolerant of g*ys); the misjudging, liberal writers assumed it'd be funny to jeer at people in wheelchairs who suffer from Lou Gherig's disease, as when Jay imitates a synthesized voice in a wheelchair in the hospital; and one of Ben's lib-buddies advises that Allison should get a murderous abortion (sm-smorshin in the lib movie's "cool" lingo!), which even ends in a child-sodomizing "joke!!!!"
After all these cultural, ethical and societal trespasses, I cannot think of any parent who wants their teen to see this pollution disguised as a movie--unless, of course, the parent is liberal and not into drawing moral boundaries. Additionally, even if you're an adult, you should spare yourself from enduring this indecency imitating entertainment because it will harden you to values in life and lower your principles. The falsehood the apologists of this film use--that it's "only" entertainment--isn't defensible if you become degraded as a result of watching this coarse film.
To recap, my review utterly confirms that Knocked Up is 100% a raw excuse for entertainment which ridicules invalids, healthy sexual relationships, matrimony, fidelity and basic civility. Thanks to all the moral relativists who patronize this filth, it can also conceal all these societal breaches by falsifying it's only a comedy. Teens are urged to embargo this film, and immature adults are also urged to do something more productive with their time.
Rating:  -
Everyone said this movie was "so funny" but I found it to be just ok. I don't like the writer's idea of humor (cussing and getting high are the main sources of humor in this movie). There are other ways to be funny and it got old by the end. The main story line was pretty decent but the presentation could have been better.
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I was so excited about this movie, I had heard it was hilarious, well I watched it will two other people and none of us found it funny. It was vulgar and dumb. There was so much swearing which I could have overlooked if it had been funny but it just wasn't. There was nudity and lots of drug use. I suggest passing this movie and seeing something else.
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